Audlife

September 10, 2007

10 Top Tips for Being a Good Customer

Filed under: Opinions — audlife @ 7:49 pm

1. Always be courteous and nice to the clerk. Don’t start yelling about how your angry about something in the store. Just tell them what’s wrong, and they will be happy to help you.

2. NEVER EVER EVER lie to a clerk. They can spot it easily, and it isn’t pleasant to deal with. Just tell them that your kid is 6 not 5, and just tell them you don’t want to spend the money for the day pass!

3. When it comes to tips, the clerks love em. Putting them into the tip jar is the best way to give tips. If there is no tip jar, ask if they have one, most likely they will just say they can take it and keep the tip. Don’t say keep the change, because it’’s just plain laziness. Just take the change they give you and put it into the tip jar.

4. Don’t start rambling about your personal life, they don’t wanna hear it. They don’t want to know about how your child has been whining all through the movie about ice cream, or that your mom is visiting so you need a senior pass, just ask for what you want, then buy it!

5. Ok, sneaking away from the cash register is stupid. If you don’t like a price, just say “not today”, sneaking away isn’t gonna be very cool, because they know your just to chicken to tell them no!

6. Unless you know they are the owner of wherever you are, don’t tell them how much you love the place, how you think they did a great job with the new remodeling. They didn’t remodel it, they just work there, they will pretend to care, but they don’t.

7. You don’t need to apologize for giving them a 20 bill if the product was 1.25, they don’t mind giving change, its actually very easy and fun.

8. If you owe them like, 2.50, and you give them a 10, don’t give them the 50 cents, its not really helpful, it just makes them sit and wait for you while you search your wallet for your change. Just take the change they give you.

9. If you want to complain about the prices, ask for the manager, they just work there, they didn’t pick the prices.

10. The clerks are there to help you, and to give you the stuff you want, treat them with respect, and you will be much appreciated. If you want to help them, let them help you.

Yeah, I’m not saying i am really mad when people do this stuff, its just cool for me if people do these things. So if you feel like it, try it out.

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